Age 25
Joined on 11/7/14
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Start the game
Complete Detrout
Complete Mew York
Win a cockfight
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Listen to a voicemail
Lose the game
Take candy from a baby
Press the scam button
Save Earth using the Christmas spirit
Do a trick
Hand over your keys
Call the alien a slur
Fail to save Earth
Get abducted by aliens
Finish the tutorial. Yippee!